The Twat Reads A Book
The Twat got this biography as a Christmas present from his mate T'up North in Liverpewl. He actually read this, making copious notes in the pages as he went on. He even underlined paragraphs like you do in school. I don't know who is sicker, him or his 'friend' who sent it.
I had to draw the line when he started reading it in bed. Who wants to share their bed with her? Not me, but the Twat did.