"You put the Shat in Shatter, Put the Pain in Spain, Your germs are splattered about, Your face is just a stain" - John Cooper Clarke
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The Twat Gardening
Christ Almighty, he's no Titchmarsh is he.
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Pictures of the Twat in action, (inaction more like)
and evidence of his crimes.
Scary Monster
Sproglet's Environmentally Friendly Filofax
Quickos - the Twats new friend
I said these socks wouldn't last long
It's like Man U, but only 2 feet tall
His Poncy Poofy Tracky Trainers
The Twat's Inflatable Neck Rest and sad to say, there's more.
The Evidence: Guilty as charged