The Twat's inflatable neck rest
For some reason, my bank sent me an inflatable neck rest in the post. I'm still trying to work out their reasoning. Are they trying to tell me something? Or are they finally admitting what a pain in the neck they are?
I took my questions and the neck rest to the Twat, under an over-optimistic feeling that he might be able to provide some answers. And he did.
But it wasn't what I wanted to hear. "hey, they've sent you a hat" as he snuggly fitted it over his thick head. And he kept on in this vein.
I opened a bottle of wine.
There are more photos of this, if you can face it.